Darkness on the Edge

this advert. every time. endless lol.

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:24:30 -0400

Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.

DANCING WITH MY FRIENDS

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:22:49 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

withallthemadnessinmysoul: Remind me again of his age? Because...

Sun, 20 May 2012 09:01:24 -0400

withallthemadnessinmysoul:

Remind me again of his age? Because in my mind, he’s 25.

POLE DANCE POLE DANCE POLE DANCE POLE DANCE

tallulahs: OH MY GOD

Fri, 18 May 2012 07:56:37 -0400

tallulahs:

OH MY GOD

fwips: solo-dono: Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting...

Wed, 16 May 2012 09:46:38 -0400

fwips:

solo-dono:

Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers

“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…

… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.

/flies off on Nope powered jet pack

fuckyeahhistorycrushes: William Tecumseh Sherman (February 8,...

Tue, 15 May 2012 07:58:11 -0400

fuckyeahhistorycrushes:

William Tecumseh Sherman (February 8, 1820 – February 14, 1891) was an American soldier, businessman, educator and author. He served as a General in the Union Army during the American Civil War (1861–65), for which he received recognition for his outstanding command of military strategy.

Another follower of fuckyeahhistorycrushes adds: “William Tecumseh Sherman (February 8, 1820 – February 14, 1891) Professional badass and completely out of his mind”

district-447: wannatouchjhutch: jenniderphutch: Wtf OMG IS...

Tue, 15 May 2012 07:55:41 -0400

district-447:

wannatouchjhutch:

jenniderphutch:

Wtf

OMG IS THIS LEGIT IS THIS REALLY WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? CRAZY BITCHES JESUS.

I don’t believe this for one second but the Sassy Gay Friend gif MAKES IT.

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Mon, 14 May 2012 20:01:59 -0400

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Mon, 14 May 2012 07:57:53 -0400

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Sun, 13 May 2012 20:52:35 -0400

tra la la magical space scepter I’ll use it to SMACK...

Sun, 13 May 2012 20:50:13 -0400

tra la la magical space scepter I’ll use it to SMACK BITCHES IN THE FACE because whatever, space magic.

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Sun, 13 May 2012 16:08:50 -0400

kcvmh: What is that? Parks and Recreation - S4x22 - “Win,...

Fri, 11 May 2012 18:38:59 -0400

kcvmh:

What is that?

Parks and Recreation - S4x22 - “Win, Lose, or Draw”

Well, now I know what to make my computer background the next...

Fri, 11 May 2012 16:57:53 -0400

Well, now I know what to make my computer background the next time exams roll around.

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Thu, 10 May 2012 08:10:56 -0400

When Obama endorsed same-sex marriage...

Wed, 09 May 2012 20:57:41 -0400

whenobamaendorsed:

… Joe, Hillary and Michelle were all ORANGE MOCHA FRAPUCCINOS???

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Tue, 08 May 2012 18:21:31 -0400

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Tue, 08 May 2012 08:00:11 -0400

#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND...

Mon, 07 May 2012 09:47:55 -0400

#WHAT IS THIS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING 90S BOYBAND BULLSHIT

Assembly Required, the debut album from pop sensation *STKS! Featuring the smash #1 hit Avengin’ Ur Luv and the follow-up single Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can!

1. Avengin’ Ur Luv
2. Loki Can’t Luv U Like I Can
3. Keep On Moving (Coz Love Is A Battlefield)
4. My Heart Is Hammerin’ For U
5. Hulking On The Dance Floor
6. Shwarma’s And A Movie
7. Cupid & Hawkeye (Got Me Falling For U)
8. Eyepatched Love feat. Nick Fury
9. Collecting Vintage Playing Cards Of U feat. Agent Coulson
10. I’ll Shield U From Anything

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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Sun, 06 May 2012 09:29:38 -0400