- “This is the worst luau I’ve ever been to!”

- “It’s too hot to go to the wave pool.”

- “Karey doesn’t look so good.”

- “MARGARET NEEDS A NURSE.”

- “We’re gonna need some Birthday Singers over here.”

- “Birthday.”

- “Welcome to my home.”

- “Can we keep this clean?”

Some of those require a funny accent that I can’t convey on Tumblr.