February 2012
16 posts
There is one mirror in my house.
– Divergent by Veronica Roth
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Oh my god Ronnie.
January 2012
11 posts
Whatever, I’ll just get cheese fries.
– Regina George (via microfilament). (So glad many others share this exact sentiment with me.)
December 2011
4 posts
Just paper... Just Words...: Dear lovely Mr.... →
paperandwords:
So far, I have seen you
be a Nazi
Blow up James Franco
Smother/drown? a guy in a bathtub full of cocaine
kick a lady in the face
stomp a guy’s face in
throw a homeless man in front of a moving train
push a man off a roof
beat an elephant
strangle a woman with your bare hands
nearly…
November 2011
5 posts
2 tags
The cars of "Bad Lands"
1971 Dodge Challenger
1962 Dodge Lancer
1971 Mercedes-Benz 280 SL Roadster
YOU’RE WELCOME. I crashed the Challenger on like page 3. I regret that.
unevieapleinbord:
“Here’s what it is: When I listened to his music, I didn’t feel like a loser. I felt like a character in an epic poem about losers. You felt like there was possibility. That here is a guy who grew up like you grew up and had that same feeling of, “I bet if I just fucking get in the car and drive, there will be an opportunity for something different and better-an...
September 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
4 tags
July 2011
1 post
April 2011
2 posts
For Bruce
11 May 1970 Ocean City, New Jersey Bruce sits at the kitchen table of his parents’ condo in New Jersey. His mother brings out a roasted turkey and sets it in the middle of the table. His father pours him a beer in a pilsner glass. Bruce is mesmerized by the table, and he tells his mother she’s outdone herself. “It’s not every day you get to cook for a veteran,”...
Pharmacies can refuse to sell Plan B. →
“Judge John Belz ruled in favor of two pharmacy owners who filed a lawsuit about six years ago over the 2005 rule imposed by then-Gov. Rod Blagojevich. They said they would not dispense the emergency contraception on religious grounds.”
That’s cool and all, but why is it against your religion? You’re a pharmacist. You should know that Plan B is not an abortion. It’s...
March 2011
4 posts
This week is so fucking miserable I can't even.
And it’s snowing. Hard.
Pitbull Lyrics
Amy ‣ YOU DON'T KNOW HER NAME? IT'S COOL
Amy ‣ JUST CALL HER
Amy ‣ BOJANGLES
Music Choices
Amy ‣ OH SHIT SHAKE THAT ASS NOW MOVE IT LIKE A GYPSY
Amy ‣ I hate myself
Amy ‣ I'm going between that and Bojangles
February 2011
8 posts
Shit E301 Says
- “This is the worst luau I’ve ever been to!”
- “It’s too hot to go to the wave pool.”
- “Karey doesn’t look so good.”
- “MARGARET NEEDS A NURSE.”
- “We’re gonna need some Birthday Singers over here.”
- “Birthday.”
- “Welcome to my home.”
- “Can we keep this clean?”
Some...
I would just like to point out that nobody...
So if you don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, just ignore it.